|so HOT want to TOUCH the hiney!!!!!!!!!
||[Apr. 15th, 2005|11:02 am]
|||||what.... the..... fuck...||]|
|||||311 you wouldn't believe||]|
Wow. What is going on in the cosmos that all these crazy things have been happening to me?! I can't complain.
Last week i was sitting on the beach alone while some of the boys played soccer or football or something man-ish. Along comes a kite surfer running down the beach trying to control his kite that was flying around above the peoples heads that lay on the beach. I thought it was hilarious, though others were appauled. Out of no where (cue the singing angels) comes this gorgeous guy that grabs the kite down to the ground and out of the threat of decapitating everyone. I'm so dumbstruck (maybe a little high too) that I have this huge grin on my face as I stare at him. Good work, D, because he came up and talked to me. The idiotic state that I was in, I blurt out "you saved me". Ass.. But, it worked out well because after a good 20 minute conversation, he got the digits, said that he was leaving town but he would love to see me when he gets back. Oh, but i must mention that he texts me THAT DAY and says, "i can't stop thinking about your cute smile" and again later "... besos." I saw him again yesterday and I've been on cloud 9 since. He's a co-pilot for a german airline (so he's german), his name is Martin, his hobby is kitesurfing, he used to play bass guitar in a band (wow, wow, wow, wow...), he drives an old-school vespa, oh and did i mention that he's drop-dead gorgeous? But, oh and there's always a but, he has a girlfriend. WHAT THE FUCK. can i PLEASE get a WHAT THE FUCK?!!! This guy bought me a beer at the beach, bought me tea and a pastry at a cafe, bought me a beer at happy hour, drove me around on his Vespa, tells me that he thinks i'm cute, stares into my eyes, takes pictures, tells me he can't stop thinking about my cute smile? I really am at a loss for words. Without being over dramatic, I keep shaking my head unconciously because i just don't get it. Why would he tell me all these things and be so nice if he has a girlfriend? Can anyone explain this to me? Ah but he's so fun to look at. I love older men (oh yeah he's 28 oops.)
anyway, after he left p. flah's warren, sheldon, whitney, john, reid and i got shistie with these Welsh dudes. It was one's Bachelor Party, or, as they say over there in GB "Stag dues". They took Reid and I to a titty bar (the girl was fat and had fake tetas), bought us drinks there, took us to another pub where I met a long lost relative of the Fitzpatrick family who proceeded to tell me all about my irish heritage and introduced me to a traditional irish bevvy: Bed and Breakfast (Baily's and Brandy). I had to come back b/c i hadn't showered all day and was nasty....
anyway, that's my story. not like you guys care, but you should because I win.
LBC comes in a few hours, and tomorrow is our luncheon on the beach!